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[10 Mar 2009|12:26pm] |
i just got me a big ass fucking stick.
where's the motherfucking council when you need them, fuckers? circle-jerking in a bomb shelter?
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[15 Feb 2009|01:59pm] |
WHAT THE FUCK
VALENTINE'S DAY WAS FUCKING YESTERDAY YOU CUM-GUZZLING RETARDS
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[10 Feb 2009|10:25pm] |
this valentine's day, i will be:
a) slitting my wrists to the melodious sounds of linkin park, because i'm an emo fucking bitch who can't get laid
b) contributing to the already inflated population of ugly, batshit, or emotionally fucked over babies
c) pissing out said baby in its fetal stage in an act of asserting self-fucking-righteous liberalism (and then blogging about it)
d) sitting with my head between my knees, autofellating like it's going out of style
e) other, will elaborate :*
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[11 Jan 2009|03:42pm] |
( Locked to Andy Hoang. )
if only she'd been wearing her seatbelt, she could be whoring it up with her legs flung wider than the fucking hudson right this moment ;_; holy fucking crap, i could be a motherfucking poet with those kinds of metaphors. now if you'll excuse me, i've got a fucking funeral to attend -- txt plz don't call b/c my ringtone might upset the pastor thx
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[26 Dec 2008|06:08pm] |
( Rose. )
this is the best fucking xmas ever, no fucking thanks to all your lame douchefucking presents. why is it the best xmas ever then, you ask, if we all failed at making you happy with our pitiful offerings? well, xmas isn't all about getting shit -- no, in fact it's about giving shit. so, which one of you fuckers wants grilled squirrell? a motherfucking delicacy in appalacia, i hear. or grilled pigeon? grilled guinea pig? housecat? chipmunk?
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[12 Dec 2008|06:38pm] |
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the strippers are almost here
pictures of sister mary catherine's lapdance: forthcoming
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[12 Dec 2008|06:34pm] |
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( Fitz. )
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[03 Dec 2008|01:55pm] |
so! which of you out there are prostitutes? i need a date to the school dance, i thought i'd shop around before i settled for rose again.
go on, don't be shy
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[02 Dec 2008|12:44pm] |
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( Superman. )
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[13 Nov 2008|06:17pm] |
I BELIEVE IN EIGHT-INCH COCK ahahahhaahahhahahaahha
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[01 Nov 2008|02:57am] |
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i hate children. they do not fucking understand that no one is going to fucking guess that you are hannah montana, you look more like you've been sucking hugh hefner's dick for the better part of a decade
speaking of washed-up hos, there are too many of you running around. it's grossing me the fuck out.
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